“Alright, we’ll be there tomorrow,” she said before hanging up. Her happy smile was replaced with a concerned frown, “Wait, what,” she said in shock, “you’re kidding me?!” Amity and the kids watched, growing concerned as Luz carried on with her conversation. “Hello,” she said as she answered it, “oh hey, Anne! It’s been so long, how’ve you been?” Luz nodded as her friend talked to her over the phone. “Okay, then you made the right move.” Suddenly, Luz’s phone went off. “What was on this time?” “Relative Man,” Azura answered. “Yeah, moms, sorry to interrupt you, but-” “Azura destroyed the tv,” Zephyr said, matter-of-factly. “Everything alright, kids?” Azura rubbed the back of her neck. They looked in the doorway to see the Azura, Zephyr, and the gang. “They’re both girls, Amity.” Amity tossed her hands up, “That didn’t stop us!” They were then interrupted by the sound of someone clearing their throat. I mean, I want grandkids, but not within the next year.” Luz just looked at her, unamused. “Honestly, I’m glad they were able to confess to each other so quickly,” Luz confided, “because all that waiting was torture.” “Tell me about it,” Amity agreed, “I just wish they’d take things a little slower.
If it wasn’t for Hooty, they probably never would’ve started dating. Amity was almost always too shy and too nervous to make a move, and Luz was the exact same way. “Mi amor, not everyone can have a relationship that moved as slow as ours.” She was right: back when they were young, their relationship moved at a snails pace. Amity sighed, “Look, I’m happy our daughter has a girlfriend, I just wish they would take their relationship a little slower.” Luz approached her wife. “Then why are you so intent on keeping her and Azura apart,” Luz interrogated further. “Of course I like her,” Amity said, surprised by her wife’s accusation. “What?” “Amity, do you not like Tansy,” Luz asked. *** Amity walked into the kitchen, only to be greeted by Luz glaring at her with crossed arms. “THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT, AZURA,” Zephyr exclaimed. She then threw the blade at the tv, utterly destroying the screen The others stared at her with wide eyes and slacked jaws. “On it,” Azura said as she made a spell circle and summoned the sword she made in blacksmithing class, Owl Cleaver. “Ugh, can we do something about this show,” Zephyr groaned. Amity then walked into the kitchen, leaving the group alone. “We’re fine, mom,” Azura said, trying her hardest to disguise her annoyance. “You kids good on snacks,” Amity asked, satisfied. Tansy retracted her arms and the young couple scooched farther apart. They looked back to see Amity looking over them, arms crossed and a disapproving glare on her face. Sadly though, not all things last, as the girls heard a loud “ahem” from behind them. Being in the arms of her love, what bliss. She didn’t mind, as a matter of fact, she embraced it. Faking a yawn, she stretched an arm out before slowly putting it around Azura’s shoulder. Tansy got a small devious smirk on her face. The group went silent, nothing further to say on the fact. “It hasn’t been funny for a long time, Beau,” Azura explained, “my guess is that the network’s just gonna keep renewing it until it finally wins an emmy.” “Out of pity,” Tansy added smartly, “a pity Emmy.” Azura immediately met her girlfriend’s comment with a high five. “I know I am not an expert on humor, but I do not find this funny at all,” the sahuagin observed.
“Oh.” “I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.” The young ones all looked at the screen with no joy, except for Barbeau, he was more confused than anything. “The woman sat there for a moment, utterly silent. “PATTON,” she screeched in a nasally, harpy-like voice, “DID YOU SELL OUR KIDS TO THE CIRCUS?” “Yup,” the fat man confirmed with a voice that somehow sounded even dumber than he looked. The screen showed a fat man with brown hair, glasses, and a big dumb look on his face sitting next to a woman with red hair and a large nose.
#WHEN DID BALL MASON PUT THE R TRADEMARK SYMBOL ON JSRS TV#
“We now return to ‘Relative Man,’” the tv voiceover announced. Azura, Zephyr, Tansy, Lycidia, and Barbeau sat in the living room, watching tv.
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